He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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