There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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