white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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