I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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