It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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