They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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