My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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