Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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