And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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