My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We're too hungover to prance.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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