Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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