I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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