She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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