this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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