i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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