Taylor Swift is so right about you.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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