I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize