Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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