yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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