Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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