I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My penis needs a shock collar
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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