He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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