apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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