Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Come see our sink grown plant.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think my moral compass just broke
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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