Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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