I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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