Im at strip club and am horny
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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