You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
