How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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