hell yes lets make some ravioli
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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