We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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