If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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