Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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