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(847): View more from Illinois

You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.

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(914): View more from New York

ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.

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(206): View more from Washington

No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable

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(302): View more from Delaware

From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

What the hell was that?

(251): View more from Alabama

Genius. It was sheer genius.

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