I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If that was your dad, he is hot
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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