I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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