I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
pray to the hookup gods
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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