Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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