therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Randomize
