I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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