9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
she peed on how many people?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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