if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My dick has a subreddit
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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