Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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