She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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