so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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