We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
