quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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