I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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