DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
