we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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