Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
That reminds me...we need to get swords
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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