My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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